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One morning at a doctor's surgery a patient arrives complaining of
Serious back pain. The doctor examines him and asks him "OK, what
happened to your back?" The patient replies,


"You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to
my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew
someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed
out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the
balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed
the fridge and threw it at him, that's how I strained my back"


The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The
doctor said, "My previous patient was looked bad, but you look terrible.
What the hell happened to you?" He replied,


"You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first
day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was
running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you
won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."


The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients
do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to
youuuuuu.....?"


"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor"

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